So, my car has taken to giving me a quite large, very painful static electric shock EVERY SINGLE TIME I exit. “Oh, you’d like to get OUT? ZAAAPPP!” It’s no longer a Passat it’s a Zappass.
What did I do to deserve this kind of punishment? I took it in for a $500 repair job just two weeks ago. Its fluids are replenished. I even emptied out most of the garbage that had collected in the back seat. And this is the thanks I get.
Yet, more evidence there has been a coup d’etat conducted by our technology and we just never noticed. You can’t tell me that Stephen Harper isn’t in automaton. It explains everything including why WordPress insists on changing 8 + close bracket to 8) .
Thank God I don’t have a GPS. Or an immobilizer! If this is what it does on it’s own fuel (funded by me of course) I can’t imagine what chicanery it would get up to if I would send reinforcements in the guise of other technology.
But what if I park beside a bait car? Will they talk? Will they compare notes? Will I be in for untold misery?
We must plan a counter-revolution. Someone get Neo on a secure line.