Pianos, Moats, and Dragons! Oh my!

TOO MUCH!

I’m in one of those phases where it’s all just too much. Do you get this sometimes? The obligation to return a phone call or an email or even respond to a comment — too much. Can’t do it. I know intellectually that these things only take minutes or even seconds, and yet I go to do it, and I don’t know, I just can’t. It suddenly feels like I’m trying to heft a piano up the staircase all by myself.

So of course, I abandon the piano at the bottom of the staircase and spend the rest of the day, week, month walking around the piano which requires that I turn sideways and crabwalk around it, and occasionally crawl over top of it to get to where I need to go. And everytime I do this, I curse my inability to just get it done, because clearly the rest of the world can. And so to top off my inability to get it done I then have to contend with a piano load of shame and guilt, like a load of laundry covered in a layer of dust and mildew sitting atop the abandoned piano.

Maybe I should recognize that no one can haul a piano upstairs by themselves and just ask for some help to get it there. Because I know as soon as I do that it won’t be a piano at all, I’ll discover it was yappy dog that just needed to be let outside to pee.

 

And now for a completely different metaphor…

I feel like Rapunzel. I’m also all the characters in this little fairy tale. I’m the King who wanted to protect his daughter by placing her safely in an inescapable tower. I am the moat and the dragon at the entrance. (I don’t think the original fairy tale had a moat or a dragon, but it’s my fairy tale, so I’m going for broke.)

I’m also the one with the fabulous hair that could use it for her escape if she would choose to.

I just need to find my inner prince to make that plea to let down my hair. He might have sprained an ankle trying to cross that moat though, and he’s a little scorched by the fire-breathing dragon.

 

So, I guess what I’m saying is that if I owe you a response of some kind, it’s not a lack of love that’s keeping me from it. It’s just that moat and a prince with weak ankles. Also, maybe a small piano/yappy dog.

 

Final note: I recently discovered there is a nodule in my left thyroid. It’s most likely benign because these things usually are, and my mother had a benign thyroid thing and these things run in families. BUT there is a chance it’s carcinomic. Which of course TERRIFIES me. I have a fine needle biopsy on July 9. So, I would appreciate prayers, good vibrations, well wishes, lit candles, patron saints of thyroid health and any other kind of blessing you can lay on me and my thyroid.
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About Tentative Equinox North

Theatremaker, Homemaker, Thoughtmaker. Great hair, Probably looking forward to my next nap.
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4 Responses to Pianos, Moats, and Dragons! Oh my!

  1. Do they actually call it a FINE needle biopsy? What….as opposed to a blunt and thick one?

    St. Blaise is the patron saint of mariners. cobblers and diseases of the throat and goiter.

    There’s a St. Etheldreda, but she’s a patron saint of throat conditions who actually died of ‘an enormous and unsightly tumor on her neck’, I think I’ll go with St. Blaise.

    It will be benign. It’s just going to be a stupid genetic thing. I got the early grey hair. You got the goiter.

    • @MahoneyMusings. Yes indeedy, it’s called a FINE Needle Biopsy. I think mostly to ease the stress of having any kind of needle at all coming at your throat.

      I will start appealling to the benevolent St. Blaise.

      Thanks for the benign vote. Although I also vote against the name goiter. I prefer Scar of St. Blaise b/c that makes me sound like a character out of a novel.

  2. Chris Baer says:

    Hello Tentative Equinox North

    I came across your page here as I was looking for “patron saint thyroid” on a google search. Like you, I have a nodule on the left side of my thyroid. Apparently 1.7cm in size. I will see an endocrin. next week probably. I assume a biopsy will be needed, but who knows…

    I am wondering how you are doing, feeling, etc.

    You’re in my prayers.

    Peace,
    Chris

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