My Excalibur, My Oil and Sauce Dispenser (No. 111)

I stopped by the dollar deal shelves at the grocery store today. I was in pursuit of mandarin oranges for the semi-annual Tomorrow Salad, but first I detoured over as the stacks of plastic and cheap glass beckoned me.

I’m a sucker for the dollar deals.

Today, I was no sucker. I was amply rewarded for my loyalty to the Dollar Deals when I victoriouly yanked out of the heap of cheapness…

 

Oil & Sauce Dispenser (No. 111)

 

The promises of this Oil & Sauce Dispenser (No. 111) are…well…read for yourself.

From the label:

The pursuit of convenience and pleasure spend time merrily & happily in kitchen.

I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Insert thematic voiceover at the beginning of my new anime series: Adventures in Dollar Deals

Oil & Sauce Dispenser (No. 111) you will be my tool, my companion, my veritable Excalibur in the pursuit of merriment, pleasure, happiness and let us not forget convenience for the foreseeable future, or at least a week.

How have I lived without you thus far?

Let us now all blink in unison.

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About Tentative Equinox North

Theatremaker, Homemaker, Thoughtmaker. Great hair, Probably looking forward to my next nap.
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