- you forget that it’s garbage day and you just cleaned out the fridge, so now you not only have a full garbage can for an extra week, but really smelly garbage.
- you don’t want to.
- you lose things that normally don’t get lost (like my hardcover edition of Samuel Marchbanks that I got for a mere $8.99. How could that vanish?)
- you’re not invited.
- you forget why you went upstairs. That’s a lot of work to have to go back downstairs to the place where you had the thought in the first place. Why is it that thoughts are sometimes not transportable?
- you feel like you’re doing it all wrong.
- you write a brilliant post and no one comments.
- your feet hurt and it’s still an hour before you can get off of them.
- there’s nothing that anybody wants to eat in the fridge.
- you can’t remember that word.
- that problem is still a problem.
- you discover you’ve been Facebooking for an hour for no good reason. (I just used Facebook as a verb! The apocalypse is nigh! How ironic that a verb is an action word when Facebooking is a way of indicating inaction.)
- you get tomato sauce on a white shirt.
- all the clothes that you want to wear are in the laundry. And you didn’t do the laundry because you were Facebooking.
- you realize you can’t get it all done.
- you don’t have the answers.
- it rains on the last long weekend of the summer.
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