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Category Archives: Minor notes in the celestial chord
In search of bravery ham
In which our dog decides that she cannot go up the same stairs that she went down. Find out what will override survival instincts in those of the canine persuasion. Continue reading
Posted in Aliens and uncharted planets, Minor notes in the celestial chord, Observatory, Wonderment
Tagged behavior, brain, dog, Humor, learning, life, pets, philosophy, thoughts
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This just out–You can’t ride a vacuum to Heaven. Even a cordless.
In which I skewer a vacuum cleaner’s marketing campaign and discover that I might love James Dyson. Continue reading
Warning: Your invisibility powers have worn off
I found myself on Skytrain the other day. I know it’s better for the planet and all, but I hate public transit. It’s exhausting being with a bunch of other people that I can’t stare at and don’t want to talk … Continue reading
What? Surely you don’t mean me?
In which I rant about the disconnect between what people say they believe and how they behave. I am exempted from this disconnect. Continue reading
Posted in Aliens and uncharted planets, Big Bang, Minor notes in the celestial chord, Observatory
Tagged culture, human behavior, Humor, rant, school
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Have you seen my glasses?
I search for my glasses and wonder if I have a personal Bermuda Triangle or perhaps a Gollum who is taking my stuff. Continue reading
Posted in Aliens and uncharted planets, Minor notes in the celestial chord, Observatory
Tagged Humor, irritations, life
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Truth in Titles
Our X-Box 360 needs to be sent to the mothership for repairs. It’s got a severe case of the lockjaw, poor thing. It either can’t or won’t open its maw to receive or discharge the feeding discs (okay, the games, if you … Continue reading
Why so tense Mom?
I sometimes have moments when everything becomes clear. I understand why my hair is going grey, why I suffer from tension headaches, and why there always needs to be beer in the fridge. This afternoon, I had one of those … Continue reading
Double-Click the Lab Rat
I have to remind myself upon occasion that being at the computer does not necessarily mean I’m also being effective. I’ve had this uncomfortable realization lately that after a certain amount of time that really, I’ve just become a lab rat, pressing a … Continue reading
Posted in Minor notes in the celestial chord, Observatory
Tagged electronics, neuroplasticity, observations, philosophy, random, technology, thoughts, work
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Squished!
So, I got squished yesterday. Yes, it was time for the annual mammogram. And in keeping with Rocks in my Dryer, I now have the opportunity to use the word ‘squish’ and all its derivates (squished, squishes, squisher, metasquish, squishy, … Continue reading
Posted in Aliens and uncharted planets, Minor notes in the celestial chord, Observatory, Sun
Tagged health, Humor, technology
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Meh? Really?
Do you think we should really be so excited about the word ‘meh‘? I mean, doesn’t anyone else find it just a little ironic that there’s all this fuss and bother about a word that signifies indifference? It’s really a rags … Continue reading
Posted in Leaves, Minor notes in the celestial chord, Observatory, Sun
Tagged celebrities, Humor, language
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