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Tag Archives: irritations
Warning: Your invisibility powers have worn off
I found myself on Skytrain the other day. I know it’s better for the planet and all, but I hate public transit. It’s exhausting being with a bunch of other people that I can’t stare at and don’t want to talk … Continue reading
Have you seen my glasses?
I search for my glasses and wonder if I have a personal Bermuda Triangle or perhaps a Gollum who is taking my stuff. Continue reading
Posted in Aliens and uncharted planets, Minor notes in the celestial chord, Observatory
Tagged Humor, irritations, life
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Population of Non-Idiots: 1
Here is the paradox about Granville Island: When I am driving on Granville Island, the pedestrians turn into idiots. They walk down the middle of roadways oblivious to the fact that IT’S A ROADWAY FOR GOD’S SAKE! They cross from one … Continue reading