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Tag Archives: Humor
Wow! That IS more efficient!
Warning: content that only a mother could love. If you’re squeamish, STOP READING. I said STOP! All right. But don’t say I didn’t warn you. Griffin, the 4-year-old, woke up in the middle of the night (the reasons for that … Continue reading
Posted in Mothership, Observatory, Sun
Tagged families, health, Humor, kids, parenting, quotes
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Wouldn’t you like to be a muppet too?
If I were a muppet, I would be Beaker. I’m not saying that would be my choice, I’m just saying if I were to fall through an Enchanted-esque magical hole and re-surface on the other side in some kind of … Continue reading
Posted in Aliens and uncharted planets, Observatory, Sun
Tagged Humor, life, muppets, personality
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Should I feel guilty if they’re not?
Seen on sign: ARE YOUR SUMMER TOYS INSUPED? I don’t know what that is, but I think I should get on that. Maybe I need to insupe our wading pool and the slip and slide. I’m not sure why, but it … Continue reading
High in Fibre
Another good one from my Griffin-man. Two good stories in less than 24 hours–this kid is a gold-mine! I must back up a little to give some context. Yesterday, we worked on some colouring pages. He was so pleased with … Continue reading
Posted in Mothership, Observatory, Sun
Tagged families, Humor, kids, life, observations, parenting, school
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Overheard in My Brain
LB: Hey, RB, the alarm is going, we’ve gotta get up. RB: spiff fff, mynne leeffing LB: What? I can’t hear you with your face in the pillow. RB: Piss off! I’m sleeping! LB: Well, we did agree that we would … Continue reading
Posted in Aliens and uncharted planets, Observatory, Stardust, Sun
Tagged brain, human behavior, Humor, mental health
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Only if it finds me first
I’ve finally got a blackberry. I’ve wanted one for a while, and it just so happened that mobile contracts were up for renegotiation at work. When my turn came, I requested a blackberry (I’m thinking it might be useful while sitting in … Continue reading
True Confessions
I have a confession to make. I do not, (cannot?, will not? am unable to?) close cupboard doors. Drawers too. It drives my husband crazy. Whenever it’s brought to my attention, I try to reform myself. I set myself a SMART goal … Continue reading
Posted in Minor notes in the celestial chord, Observatory, Wonderment
Tagged Humor, life, observations, philosophy, thoughts
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Parenting Dilemma
Am I a bad parent if I send my son to school sporting a backpack that advertises a local casino? Just to be clear. My husband won said backpack in a radio station sponsored black jack tournament. He won the … Continue reading
Posted in Aliens and uncharted planets, Minor notes in the celestial chord, Mothership, Observatory
Tagged Humor, kids, parenting, school
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Bad Review
My daughter’s class is doing a module on career planning. Parents were asked to come and talk to the class about their jobs. As I think I have a pretty cool job, I volunteered. I went. I made my presentation. It … Continue reading
Posted in Aliens and uncharted planets, Minor notes in the celestial chord, Observatory
Tagged family, Humor, Iolanthe, kids, review, school, work
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The Zappass
So, my car has taken to giving me a quite large, very painful static electric shock EVERY SINGLE TIME I exit. “Oh, you’d like to get OUT? ZAAAPPP!” It’s no longer a Passat it’s a Zappass. What did I do … Continue reading
Posted in Aliens and uncharted planets, Big Bang, Minor notes in the celestial chord, Observatory, Sun
Tagged driving, Humor, technology
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