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Tag Archives: signs
Nut-Free Zone
Be warned. This is an R-rated post. Mom, you can just avert your eyes, or have Sarah read you the funny bits. As I was getting a coffee at the public market I noticed a vendor selling nuts and chocolate. … Continue reading
Posted in Aliens and uncharted planets, Big Bang, Leaves, Observatory, Sun
Tagged food, Humor, language, school, sex, signs, writing
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Should I feel guilty if they’re not?
Seen on sign: ARE YOUR SUMMER TOYS INSUPED? I don’t know what that is, but I think I should get on that. Maybe I need to insupe our wading pool and the slip and slide. I’m not sure why, but it … Continue reading
There’s a Chip for That?
So, I pick up my mail from my mail drawer at work this morning. And a co-worker has very kindly dropped off my Sun Run stuff (we’ve got enough people for a team this year–go us!). I look at the … Continue reading
Posted in Observatory, Sun
Tagged culture, health, human behavior, Humor, language, photos, random, sex, signs
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More Signs of the Times
Saw the following sign at a food court: To help us serve you better, please return your dishes here You’re going to serve me better if I return my dishes to your counter? How is that serving me … Continue reading
Posted in Minor notes in the celestial chord, Observatory, Sun
Tagged business, Humor, life, signs
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Sign of the Times
So, as I’m waiting for the light to turn green, I see this sign posted on the back of a road sign: Self-Defense Dog Training Stop Smoking. Only one lesson needed. Call: ###-###-#### This is a case of trying … Continue reading